It's great to be british because?

Question

just remind me

Answer 1

Ooh, ooh, is it..? no... um... hang on... We have badgers!

Answer 2

Is the line of thought of British, the only one who things so.

Answer 3

nope - sorry - can't think of a thing

Answer 4

Ummm...hold on, hold on...I'll think of something in a minute.

Errrr.................we have great teeth? No, no, that's not it. Hmmmmm....tricky this one....we're great at football????

Dagnammit! I'll get back to you......

Answer 5

We are one of the richest nations in the world. We have clean running water on tap; we have access to quality food; we have not a war on our own soil to contend with.

We have a great heritage; great music, art, entertainment, architecture. We have some sort of democracy (admittedly - not the best in the world)

Answer 6

Because no matter what troubles are going on just now it is still a great group of countries to live in . I have lived in various parts of the UK and all areas have positives . Even in the most built up areas you are not usually far from a country area or the seaside

Yes we can find some negatives , but I think the positives far outweigh them

Answer 7

beats the h**l out of being Canadian

  

Being British is about driving in a German car

to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer,

then grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way home,

to sit on Swedish furniture

and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all?

Suspicion of all things foreign!

Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the

back of the shop to get their prescriptions

while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a

DIET coke.

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open

and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive

and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then

have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to

talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain are there disabled parking places

in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION..

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of

screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas

decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas

cracker-pulling accidents.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit

cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A & E in the last two years after

trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control

Scalextric cars.

and finally...

In 2000 eight Brits were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls

incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.