It's possible to train monkey,chimp, gorilla,orang utan and etc as a message therapist?

Question

are they capable to do so

Answer 1

They are not capable.  Absolutely not.  It would be a great way to get yourself in a lot of trouble, like civil litigation and even jail time.  The worse animals to own as pets are primates.

I am assuming you mean massage not message.

Answer 2

it takes a while but yes

Answer 3

Only if you use a LOT of bananas.

Answer 4

if they get the message haha

Answer 5

Better to train them in the art of ninjitsu

Answer 6

Oh yes! They love helping people with messages. They can't write, but they can carry them to others if you have a message.