It's time for you to pick the "Team USA 2008" awards...?

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Pick just one (1) player from the 2008 US men's basketball team YOU see fit for the following awards...

BEST PLAYER AWARD-->

BEST DUNKER AWARD--->

BIGGEST SURPRISE OFF THE BENCH AWARD--->

BIGGEST PROMISE, BUT WITH LEAST CONTRIBUTION AWARD-->

MOST INVISIBLE PLAYER AWARD-->

SCARIEST TATTOO AWARD--->

BIGGEST MOUTH DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AWARD-->

TEAM BALLHOG AWARD-->

UGLIEST PLAYER AWARD--->

BEST CELEBRATION MOMENT AFTER GOLD MEDAL WIN AWARD-->

BEST HAIRCUT AWARD--->

MOST "OOPS!" MOMENTS IN THE OLYMPICS AWARD--->

PLAYER WHO WILL HAVE THE WORST 08/09 SEASON OF HIS CAREER AFTER OLYMPICS AWARD--->

BEST CHEERLEADER FROM THE BENCH AWARD--->

AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST...

THE "HE SHOULDN'T GET A MEDAL CAUSE HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING" AWARD--->

Bonus Award... who should get the following trophies...

"GORILLA anti-baldness-hair-cream" award for best gorilla chest puch after the gold medal game trophy--->

"Titan condoms" best 3-point shooter trophy--->

THANK YOU FOR VOTING, WATCH OUT FOR THE RESULTS...

Answer 1

BEST PLAYER AWARD-->KOBE

BEST DUNKER AWARD--->LEBRON

BIGGEST SURPRISE OFF THE BENCH AWARD--->PRINCE

BIGGEST PROMISE, BUT WITH LEAST CONTRIBUTION AWARD-->CARLOS BOOZER

MOST INVISIBLE PLAYER AWARD-->LEBRON

SCARIEST TATTOO AWARD--->N/A

BIGGEST MOUTH DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AWARD-->MELO

TEAM BALLHOG AWARD-->N/A

UGLIEST PLAYER AWARD--->N/A (i like girls)

BEST CELEBRATION MOMENT AFTER GOLD MEDAL WIN AWARD-->KOBE AND D-WADE INTERVIEW

BEST HAIRCUT AWARD--->D-WADE SHAVED HEAD LOL

MOST "OOPS!" MOMENTS IN THE OLYMPICS AWARD--->WHEN SUPERMAN GOT DUNKED ON

PLAYER WHO WILL HAVE THE WORST 08/09 SEASON OF HIS CAREER AFTER OLYMPICS AWARD--->N/A

BEST CHEERLEADER FROM THE BENCH AWARD--->MIKE REDD

AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST...

THE "HE SHOULDN'T GET A MEDAL CAUSE HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING" AWARD--->ALL OF THEM SHOULD HAVE THEIR MEDALS

Answer 2

BEST PLAYER AWARD--> LeBron and Kobe share the award.

BEST DUNKER AWARD---> Dwight Howard

BIGGEST SURPRISE OFF THE BENCH AWARD---> D-Wade

BIGGEST PROMISE, BUT WITH LEAST CONTRIBUTION AWARD--> Chris Paul

MOST INVISIBLE PLAYER AWARD--> Carlos Boozer

SCARIEST TATTOO AWARD---> Too many tatoos to keep track of

BIGGEST MOUTH DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AWARD--> Most of the trash talk happens on the court so we will never know.

TEAM BALLHOG AWARD--> There is none.

UGLIEST PLAYER AWARD---> What does this have to do with basketball?

BEST CELEBRATION MOMENT AFTER GOLD MEDAL WIN AWARD--> Kobe spilling water bottle on Coach K

BEST HAIRCUT AWARD---> None of the players had hair.

MOST "OOPS!" MOMENTS IN THE OLYMPICS AWARD---> What kind of oops?

PLAYER WHO WILL HAVE THE WORST 08/09 SEASON OF HIS CAREER AFTER OLYMPICS AWARD---> Mike D'Antoni coaching the Knicks

BEST CHEERLEADER FROM THE BENCH AWARD---> Every player

AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST...

THE "HE SHOULDN'T GET A MEDAL CAUSE HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING" AWARD---> Can't blame the coach for not playing a player.  Every player deserves a medal for their efforts because they were always ready to be called upon.

Bonus Award... who should get the following trophies...

"GORILLA anti-baldness-hair-cream" award for best gorilla chest puch after the gold medal game trophy---> LeBron James

"Titan condoms" best 3-point shooter trophy---> Michael Redd

Answer 3

BEST PLAYER AWARD--> Dwayne Wade

BEST DUNKER AWARD---> LeBron James

BIGGEST SURPRISE OFF THE BENCH AWARD---> Chris Bosh

BIGGEST PROMISE, BUT WITH LEAST CONTRIBUTION AWARD--> Jason Kidd

MOST INVISIBLE PLAYER AWARD--> Tayshaun Prince

SCARIEST TATTOO AWARD---> LeBron James

BIGGEST MOUTH DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AWARD--> LeBron James

TEAM BALLHOG AWARD--> Carmelo Anthony

UGLIEST PLAYER AWARD---> Chris Bosh/ predator

BEST CELEBRATION MOMENT AFTER GOLD MEDAL WIN AWARD--> Kobe Bryant (watching Phelps win his 8th)

BEST HAIRCUT AWARD---> Chris Bosh (or non-haircut)

MOST "OOPS!" MOMENTS IN THE OLYMPICS AWARD---> Carmelo Anthony

PLAYER WHO WILL HAVE THE WORST 08/09 SEASON OF HIS CAREER AFTER OLYMPICS AWARD---> Jason Kidd

BEST CHEERLEADER FROM THE BENCH AWARD---> Deron Williams

AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST...

THE "HE SHOULDN'T GET A MEDAL CAUSE HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING" AWARD---> Tayshaun Prince

"GORILLA anti-baldness-hair-cream" award for best gorilla chest puch after the gold medal game trophy---> Chris Bosh

"Titan condoms" best 3-point shooter trophy---> Michael Redd

Answer 4

all i know is, "he shouldnt get a medal cause he didn't do anything award" goes to Carlos Loser.  

Answer 5

BEST PLAYER AWARD-->Kobe

BEST DUNKER AWARD--->Lebron James

BIGGEST SURPRISE OFF THE BENCH AWARD--->Wade

BIGGEST PROMISE, BUT WITH LEAST CONTRIBUTION AWARD-->iono

MOST INVISIBLE PLAYER AWARD-->Michael redd

SCARIEST TATTOO AWARD--->Melo

BIGGEST MOUTH DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AWARD-->iono

TEAM BALLHOG AWARD-->Michael redd

UGLIEST PLAYER AWARD--->Chris bosh

BEST CELEBRATION MOMENT AFTER GOLD MEDAL WIN AWARD-->Lebron

BEST HAIRCUT AWARD--->lol Wade

MOST "OOPS!" MOMENTS IN THE OLYMPICS AWARD--->iono

PLAYER WHO WILL HAVE THE WORST 08/09 SEASON OF HIS CAREER AFTER OLYMPICS AWARD--->Carlos Boozer

BEST CHEERLEADER FROM THE BENCH AWARD--->Chris Paul

AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST...

THE "HE SHOULDN'T GET A MEDAL CAUSE HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING" AWARD--->Michael Redd

Bonus Award... who should get the following trophies...

"GORILLA anti-baldness-hair-cream" award for best gorilla chest puch after the gold medal game trophy--->uh iono

"Titan condoms" best 3-point shooter trophy--->deron williams

Answer 6

BEST PLAYER AWARD--> Dwyane Wade

BEST DUNKER AWARD--->LeBron James

BIGGEST SURPRISE OFF THE BENCH AWARD--->Dwyane Wade

BIGGEST PROMISE, BUT WITH LEAST CONTRIBUTION AWARD-->Dwight Howard

MOST INVISIBLE PLAYER AWARD-->Carlos Boozer

SCARIEST TATTOO AWARD--->Carmelo Anthony

BIGGEST MOUTH DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AWARD-->IDK

TEAM BALLHOG AWARD-->IDK

UGLIEST PLAYER AWARD--->lol Jason Kidd

BEST CELEBRATION MOMENT AFTER GOLD MEDAL WIN AWARD-->Michael Redd

BEST HAIRCUT AWARD--->I would say Dirk but ill go with Deron Williams since hes beard can count as hair.

MOST "OOPS!" MOMENTS IN THE OLYMPICS AWARD--->Every single one of Boozers missed layups

PLAYER WHO WILL HAVE THE WORST 08/09 SEASON OF HIS CAREER AFTER OLYMPICS AWARD--->Tay Shaun Prince

BEST CHEERLEADER FROM THE BENCH AWARD--->Kobe Bryant

AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST...

THE "HE SHOULDN'T GET A MEDAL CAUSE HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING" AWARD--CARLOS BOOZER!

Answer 7

BEST PLAYER AWARD--> best offensive - WADE defensive - KOBE

BEST DUNKER AWARD--->LeBron James

BIGGEST SURPRISE OFF THE BENCH AWARD--->Dwyane Wade

BIGGEST PROMISE, BUT WITH LEAST CONTRIBUTION AWARD-->Dwight Howard

MOST INVISIBLE PLAYER AWARD-->Carlos Boozer

SCARIEST TATTOO AWARD--->Carmelo Anthony

BIGGEST MOUTH DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AWARD-->...

TEAM BALLHOG AWARD-->none

UGLIEST PLAYER AWARD---> ask the ladies

BEST CELEBRATION MOMENT AFTER GOLD MEDAL WIN AWARD-->kobe kobe kobe

BEST HAIRCUT AWARD---> ask the ladies again

MOST "OOPS!" MOMENTS IN THE OLYMPICS AWARD---> kobes blown dunks against.. i forgot who it was against

PLAYER WHO WILL HAVE THE WORST 08/09 SEASON OF HIS CAREER AFTER OLYMPICS AWARD---> boozer? kidd?

BEST CHEERLEADER FROM THE BENCH AWARD--->all of em

AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST...

THE "HE SHOULDN'T GET A MEDAL CAUSE HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING" AWARD-- CARLOS BOOOOOOOoooooozer

Answer 8

BEST PLAYER AWARD-->Kobe(even if I'm a hater)

BEST DUNKER AWARD--->Wade

BIGGEST SURPRISE OFF THE BENCH AWARD--->Prince

BIGGEST PROMISE, BUT WITH LEAST CONTRIBUTION AWARD-->D-Williams

MOST INVISIBLE PLAYER AWARD-->Boozer

SCARIEST TATTOO AWARD--->Boozer

BIGGEST MOUTH DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AWARD-->Kobe

TEAM BALLHOG AWARD-->Kinda obvious, don't ya think?

UGLIEST PLAYER AWARD--->i dunno

BEST CELEBRATION MOMENT AFTER GOLD MEDAL WIN AWARD-->Kobe, because he promised to change his ways.

BEST HAIRCUT AWARD--->Carmelo

MOST "OOPS!" MOMENTS IN THE OLYMPICS AWARD---Kobe, for not passing.

PLAYER WHO WILL HAVE THE WORST 08/09 SEASON OF HIS CAREER AFTER OLYMPICS AWARD--->Kobe

BEST CHEERLEADER FROM THE BENCH AWARD--->Boozer

AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST...

THE "HE SHOULDN'T GET A MEDAL CAUSE HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING" AWARD--->Carlos Boozer

Answer 9

I get nauseous reading your "All Cap" writing. I am passing out!  

Answer 10

TEAM USA WON THE GOLD THAT'S THE ONLY AWARD THEY NEED!!

THEY WON AS A TEAM..................