It's very important. Could you please help me with Dutch?

Question

Here's a short paragraph from a letter I got from a friend, he wrote this bit in Dutch, and I was wondering if anyone can translate this into English and tell me what he means. thanks:

Hè, ik schrÿf nu in het Nederlands voor je. Je snapt er helemaal nix van, maar dat hindert niets. Ik weet niet precies wat voor dongen of ideeën ik hier moet opschrÿven. Ik vind je best wel raar en ook grappig. Mija volgende zin ga ik proberen te schrÿven met de grootste woorden die ik weef. Hoogstwaarschijnlÿk ken ik een paar mensen met de noemenswaardig heid van jou. Alleen een paar.

Note: It may or may not be the Dutch language, but please try your best to translate it. I`m solely going off on what my friend said...he says it's Dutch. Just very curious to know what he said here. :)

Answer 1

An auto translation by google languages .

Hè, I schryf now in the Dutch for you. You see there is nix, but that does not matter. I do not know exactly what dongen or ideas I should opschrÿven. I think you quite strange and funny. Mija following sentence ga I try to schrÿven with the biggest words that I weaving. Hoogstwaarschijnlÿk I know a few people with the significant quantity of you. Only a few

Going forward use google language to translate  

Answer 2

he says he  find you best, however, strange and also funny. and he cant express it in words.

thats what i understand...

Answer 3

Hey, I'm writing in Dutch for you now. You can't understand a thing, but that doesn't matter. I don't know what kind of things and ideas I have to write now. I think you're pretty weird and funny. Oh well, I'll try to write the next sentence with the most sophisticated words I know.

I most likely know a few people with the importance to be mentioned to you. Just a few.

This is Dutch but the spelling isn't entirely correct.