It happens or **** happens. Which came first?

Question

It happens or **** happens. Which came first?

Answer 1

It happens, because after it happens then **** happens.

Answer 2

**** happens

Answer 3

According to Forrest Gump, "It happens" came first, by about a second.  

In reality, "Sh** happens" became a popular expression first.  A few people who were uncomfortable saying "sh**," just like Y!A, had to clean it up for a PG rating and started saying, "It happens."

Answer 4

it happens first

s.hit happens cause we can't help but f**k with it

Answer 5

**** happens, then how do u explain we came to earth :-D then after **** happens u kinda get used to it so it happens.