It is so hard to find really funny joke online!?

Question

Can you help me out?

Answer 1

google or yahoo it

Answer 2

This one took me 13 seconds to find:-

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?”

He says, “O.K., Get in the car with it.”

“Where shall I put it to get it warm?”

He says, “Put it in between your legs. It’s nice and warm there.

“But what about the smell?”

“Just hold its nose.”

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

Answer 3

What kind of jokes do you like?

http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index...

Answer 4

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. "I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead? "

Answer 5

its not hard!!!

go 2 comedycentral.com      

it has alot of things

Answer 6

Not really a joke, but this cracks me up laughing every time I listen to it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-InItYme...

Answer 7

what's red and sits in a corner.....a naughty strawberry.....

typical online joke! lol!

im sorry i can't help..... look at comedian acts on youtube....they are normally funny!

Answer 8

it seems that you are so serious, anything can be a joke if you like.

Answer 9

Memory's Going

An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.

After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"

He replied, "To the kitchen."

She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

"Sure."

Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"

"No, I can remember that."

"Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife said.

"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that. You had better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that." He went into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast."

Answer 10

God goes to see a bloke,and says if you want to get into heaven you must give up drinking,smoking and s*x,so the bloke says he will give it a go.A week later god goes to see the bloke and says how did you go?The bloke says Ive giving up drinking and smoking,but when the wife bent over the freezer I had to give her one up the AR$E,god says Oh they wont like that up in heaven,the bloke  turned around and said yeah they weren't to happy about it in Woolworth's either.

Answer 11

Yeah, you are a joke, how funny was that

Answer 12

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman for the last three weekends."

Father Donavon asks: "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, 'tis I."

"And who was the woman you were with?"

"Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say Father, please."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I will never tell."

"Was it Brydie Shannon?"

"I'm sorry, but I will not! name her."

"Was it Mary Catherine Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed, Father."

"Was it Fiona McDonald then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration.

"You're a steadfast lad Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that, but you've sinned and now you must atone. You cannot attend mass for the next three months. Now be off with you!"

Tommy walks back to his pew.

His friend Sean Hurley slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Three month's vacation and five good leads."

Answer 13

watch will & grace clips on youtbe, thats funnier than jokes.

Answer 14

Make click on these links  and have fun looking for funny jokes.

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=na...

   http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=hilario...