It was my first day of school today, why did the kids laugh at me when I told them Steven Seagal is my dad?

Question

They were just pointing and laughing, as I walked away with my head hanging down...

Answer 1

I would guess because they didn't believe you.  

Answer 2

Because the 80s called and they want their long leather coat back.

Answer 3

Next time try Jonathon Livingston Seagal is my father.

Rose P.

Answer 4

Umm...because you're funny! Your jokes made them laugh :) yeah! Yup...