It would appear I have opened a portal to the gates off h**l up at Rotter manor?

Question

Behind the fridge in the kitchen to be exact. Had one to many gins last night I'm afraid so the old memory is a bit blurry, but I do remember talking in tongues while trying to eat a copy of the bible the vicar gave me (tasty things them bibles with a bit of jam! Very nice)

Anyway I now have a great big unholy void in my kitchen, should I just board the blasted thing up and just hope Lucifer doesn't decide to pop in for a cup of tea? Or is a more proactive approach called for?

Answer 1

Well, look on the bright side: at least you'll save on the heating bills.

Chin up, old bean.

Answer 2

Why despair..... stuff Mrs Humphrey into the void so she earns her keep.

And have another Gin on me.