Itchy butt, new house?! Gross?

Question

I just moved into a new house about half a mile from my old one. Ever since I moved here, I've been having mud-like stools. They just look like a lump of mud, not like diarrhea but not solid like normal either.

Recently (1.25 months later after moving in) it's become solid again but now for the past couple of days my butt hole's been insanely itchy at times.

I don't think it's something from the water since I lived so close by before. But we have a lot of woods in our backyard now. And I shower everyday and even am a germophobe!

Could I have worms? I'm completely disgusted at the thought. A rash? Hemorrhoid?

What should I do?! It's completely awful and embarrassing.

Answer 1

Well I would guess it was stress from the move that gave you the mud-butt. However, sounds like you may have been wiping too much due to that so you may have had a hemorrhoid and have now agitated it.  My Guess.....but always check with you Proctologist  

Answer 2

It could be that you're just not wiping well enough. If you don't get it all you get the same thing babies get when they get diaper rash. Have a shower, clean it really well, and just make sure you use "too much" toilet paper. If you have to do a couple of flushes, so be it.

Answer 3

ok, this sounds terrible, but you need to go to a doctor. they wont care WHAT u tell them, dont be embarresed, they deal with worse EVERY DAY

and if you dont, your just going to keep suffering. or you could ask dr.oz a question on oprah? i wouldnt do that but technically you COULD.

anyway, whats it gonna hurt?

Answer 4

lol I hope this is a serious question. Maybe you're not eating well and  need to wipe better