Its moments like these isnt it?

Question

A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth.

So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet.

He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but theres another one on the way"

he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but there's another coming"

he rang once more and the nurse said " it's a boy but there's another coming"

He couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk.

An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialing the hospital, hands shaking, however accidentally dialed the sports line in his confusion. he asked "how many did we end up with mate?"

the reply came "Final total 198 all out.... and the last one was a duck"

of course he fainted...............

Answer 1

lol!!! thanks for the laugh that was a good one!

Answer 2

hahaha