Ive been married for 45 years?

Question

I just told my wife I want a divorce cause I'm getting married to our next door neighbour. My wife burst in to tears and asked why i was leaving her.

I told her its cause our neighbour gives me blow jobbs.

She said but i give you blow jobss too.

So i told her you dont have Parkinsons disease.

Answer 1

*rolls eyes* Woww. Soo funny.

I didn't laugh.

Answer 2

WTF...................................

G0 back to ur wife u idiot  

Answer 3

that's a lie ur wife does have ..when she did me 10 mins ago ..i'll take ur wife and ur brother too

Answer 4

good one thanks

Answer 5

Oh my that was a little funny, but mostly wrong......

awkward.........

Answer 6

charming :s

Answer 7

So now you are saying you are g*y?  Your wife is better off.  Good luck with Mr. Wilson.

Answer 8

goooood onee.....it was so funny i forgot to laugh.

Answer 9

cool, but sucks

Answer 10

You really made me laugh ! ! !

Answer 11

hey, dont you live with ur sister and your mom lives next door?

Answer 12

PMSL

Answer 13

class