Ive fallen for a new girl but when we have s*x and she cums she s***s herself, what can i do? ?

Question

i like her loads and shes perfect in every way, but she has this condtion with a thin membrane between here inner v****a and a**s that when pressured makes her **** everwere

Answer 1

roflmafo ~ cheers for the laugh. stick a cork up her *** or film it for porntube  

Answer 2

buy corks

Answer 3

just give yourself the mentality that you banged her so hard she ****. and then give her a high five

Answer 4

Give her a douche beforehand so her bowels are empty!

Answer 5

ahh that must suck for u but u can keep having s*x wit her

Answer 6

ewww she needs to see a doc thats not normal is it... yeah get her to take a dump. lol

Answer 7

Get her to seek medical help asap

Answer 8

I am sorry to say, that is not normal.

She must see a doctor, there is more going on with her, and her body.

Don't fool around with this, it is serious.

Good Luck.

Answer 9

are you joking?

if your not then cant she see a doctor about that

Answer 10

Solution: get her to take a dump before you do her!

On the whole - or do I mean hole? - I think I'd rather have a girl who sh*ts when she orgasms than a girl who talks sh*t when she opens her mouth (but surely you MUST be joking tosh). I may be going out on a limb here but I wouldn't recommend you attempt anal intercourse with this particular chick!

Answer 11

Have s*x really quickly so she doesn't ***?

Works for me

Answer 12

Try rubber sheets for a start

Or film it you will make small fortune  

Answer 13

So, you can overlook a woman shitting on you but not being over a size 10? I think you probably like it

Answer 14

shove a cork up her ****

Answer 15

Maybe that's her editorial comment on your performance as a lover.

Answer 16

No Sh*t

Answer 17

Your shitting me