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JOKE: I'd love to be eight again!?

by Guest32475  |  earlier

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I received this from a friend and I can't believe how true and funny it is.

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties!

He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:

* The Death Slide

* The Wall of Fear

* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms!

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation...'I meant my dress size, you f***ing tw@t !!!'

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.....

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  1. Genius

    What more can I say absolutley brilliant if only I could give you a million stars but you will need be buy me a new pair off underwear ha ha ha.

    ;-)


  2. Haha :D

  3. haha i loved that  

  4. lmfao

  5. how true hehehe

  6. That was hilarious!!

  7. the lousy woman should be more specific then  

  8. HAHAHA...

    btw Ted, U WISH!!!

    =R3BEL=

  9. if she meant her dress size she would have said ...i want to be AN eight again...i would have thought she wanted to be ate again...

  10. ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh


  11. Lol! Good one, star for you =)

  12. ha ha ha!!! nice one!!! and the moral is so true!!!

  13. Ha! Well the b**** should have been more specific!

  14. lmao    my girlfriend's gonna love that one


  15. i thought you were heading in the direction of -

    "i want to be ATE again - oral s*x!!!!"

    hee hee


  16. Lol, now that was funny! And true.Thx for the laugh!

  17. very good in hysterics at this one well done

  18. hahaa

  19. Lol!!

  20. LMAO!!

    at least he tried lol

  21. lol good one :) !!!

  22. Haha good one xx

  23. Haha good one ..

    * for you!

  24. ha that is funny LOL!


  25. lol.

  26. i had a good laugh at that one!

    star 4 you!*

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