3 men who recentlyy died are in heaven when they start talking about their own death. The fist one goes. "I was minding my own businesss walking down the street when i heard something and look up just in time to see a fridge falling out the sky, and i was crushed to death by it.
One of the other guys widens his eyes and says, "wow that sucks, well im dead because i came home early one day and caught my wife naked in the kitchen, obviously after she had an affair, and i demanded to know where he was. She pointed to the fridge so i picked it up and threw it over the balcony, but i had a heart attack in the midst of it"
They both turn to the last guy because he's cracking up and he says " you guys are such losers, **** i was s******g this guys wife and she heard him coming up stairs and told me to hide in the fridge. All of a sudden i just woke up and i was here"...
lolz
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