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JOKE:Did you see Broke Back Mountain?

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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about

ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was g*y and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she

decided to hire the g*y guy, figuring it would be safer to have him

around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and

knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very

well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said 'You have done a really good

job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your

heels.'

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the

rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting

for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as

she directed.

'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them

neatly by her boots.

'Now take off my skirt.'

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the

firelight.

'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands did as he was

told and dropped it to the floor..

Then she looked at him and said: 'If you ever wear my clothes into

town again, you're fired!'

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  1. Now that made me laugh!!!

    Thank you!


  2. LMAO!!!

    I have heard or read that joke before--sometime, somewhere--but it is still funny!!! LOL LOL

    Thanks for making me laugh right now--I needed to stop being so serious (after phone calls) for awhile!!!  Thanks!!!

  3. Um... good one?

    xoxo

    -Blah

  4. i seen this joke b4 but still its funny lol  

  5. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!   *gasp*    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa...  Aah, those crazy g*y cowboys :)

  6. Lol I thought it was pretty funny. =]

  7. Nice funny man

  8. LMAO   that should explain it!   Cheers!!

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