JOKES (warning-don't be toasted)?

Question

10 things overheard in a cannibal barbecue:-

"Lets invite the neighbors for lunch"

"Get dressed-We're having company"

"Mom sure makes a great hamburger"

"I'd like to toast our guest of honour"

"My stomach hurts-I think I ate someone who disagreed with me"

"Want to try out the hot tub?"

"Lately,I'm fed up with people"

"I told you not to speak with someone in your mouth"

"Don't get into a stew"

"how did your team do today" "We creamed them"

@ the cannibal cafetria (menu):-

School lunch menu everyone will be served!!!

>Sloppy joe seasoned with rosemary

>Frank and beans

>Hamburger patty

>Big mac

>chicken fingers served on lazy susan

>Chef salad

>Shishke bob

>Pretzel Rod

<>choice of eskimo pie,apple betty or a brownie

IMPORTANT-Students must remove their trays when everyone's eaten

Answer 1

haha...very funny!

Answer 2

Nice.  Star for you.

Answer 3

gud one..u have gud sense of humour

Answer 4

hmm Oki Then :)

Remind Me Not To Eat With Cannibles :D

Answer 5

Jokes r equally naughty as u r...

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Answer 6

lovely

Answer 7

Loved them.. Some of them were just brilliant

The best I think was :

&quot;I&#039;d like to toast our guest of honour&quot;

you get a star from me

Answer 8

HA HA HA

YOUR WAY OF REPRESENTIG THIS JOKE IS VERY NICE.YOU DESERVE A STAR ..........

Answer 9

I didn&#039;t like the first one so much, but the second one is funny

Answer 10

good one

a star 4 u

Answer 11

good

good