Jeremy Clarkson for UK PM job petition?

Question

Daily Mail online have a petition calling for Jeremy Clarkson to be PM.

He supports ending the "special relationship" (I could vote for that)

Ban the "health and safety culture" (that too)

Stop youth crime (that too)

No more speed cameras (that too)

Teach BRITISH history (that too)

Get out of Iraq (that too)

Bring back the stocks (that too)

Ken Dodd for Chancellor (that too, fair on tax)

Heidi Klum in the cabinet :)

Boris Johnson for Foreign Office!

But I just can't vote for him because he would abolish cricket, one of the finest sports England gave to the world.

Sorry Jeremy.

Answer 1

I signed that petition a couple of months ago.

I love him :) :) :) :) Richard Hammond is fitter :) :) :)

Clarkson for PM :) :) :)

answer mine

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...

Answer 2

The idiot above is right, he would need to form a Government and since everyone in this shite-hole is more interested in their own ends than the benefit of the Country as a whole, it would NEVER happen!

Anyone, like Clarkson, brave enough to express the view's of the vast majority of the BRITISH people here wouldn't stand a chance!

It's a shame Clarkson or someone like him won't be in power; one day when we the British people still living here are a minority and governed by an extremist Islamic government, we will all look back at this with misty eyes and 'wonder' what happened.

We are all so used to being doormats that any one standing up for OUR rights is bound to be seen as just a self opinionated tw@t.

We have even sold our sense of humour! Sad isn't it...........makes you proud to be British!

Answer 3

The PM needs to be able to form a Government and have a majority in the House of Commons agree with him.  Since no-one can agree with that self-opinionated tw@t for more than twenty seconds, I don't think he stands much chance.

Answer 4

that man was on who do you think you are and he was an absolute plonker

he has a big ego and a bigger mouth  

Answer 5

I would definitely vote for him, he is at least funny, unlike the dour wanker, currently in charge

Answer 6

i read the other day that he said he would never employ anyone from birmingham because their accent made them sound stupid..one of my closest friends is a brummie and she's great..so he can bog off!

edit: you calling me an idiot Jester?