God was fed up hearing Jesus and Lucifer arguing over who was better on the computer so he set them a challenge. Spreadsheets, databases, word processing, filing, renaming, you name it, it was in there.
The deadline for the challenge was three hours. After two hours 50 minutes, there was an enormous crack of thunder across the whole of heaven and both computers went dead.
Lucifer was livid. He banged the monitor and started pulling around the wires at the back of his machine, all the while swearing every swear word ever heard.
Finally, the power came back on.
"GONE!" Lucifer screamed. "All my work gone."
Suddenly, next to him, the printer whirred into life and all of Jesus' documents started printing.
"What? Jesus must be cheating."
"He didn't cheat," replied God."
"Then how did he do that?"
God just shrugged his shoulders.
"Jesus saves!"
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