Jesus, The Holy Ghost, God and Demons Bugging Me And I Must Save the Earth From Destruction In 2012!

Question

Lately, I have been stalked by Jesus hrist, the Holy Ghost and God The Father. I go to the groery sotre and they keep watching me me and I think they want to kidnap me. Worse yet, when it becomes night time I hear demons laughing under my bed and commanding me to do disgusting things.

It's hard to work because Jesus never leaves me alone. I was drinking coffee today and Jesus was their, all wounded and bleeding, looking at me with a sad smile. He never says anything, but God the father and the holy Gost bug me a lot with their commands to smite the wicked with the sword of vengance. I have been told by the Holy Ghost and by God the Father that I am the sole hope for humanity and that I must save the earth from Satan throwing a meteor that will destroy the earth in 2012. I'm reall stressed!

How do I get Jesus, The Holy Ghost and God The Father to leave me alone? Is it true I am the sole hope to save humanity from extinction from a meteor in 2012?! Im soooo confused!

Answer 1

If you're serious:

Go see a doctor now, you are suffering from some kind of mental disorder or going through a nervous breakdown.

If you're joking:

You're awesome.

Answer 2

Hate to bust your bubble, but the Giant Meteor is coming before 2012.

Answer 3

Haha. Sorry, but they all apparently stalk everyone. =/

They're omnipresent, I'm afraid. There's nothing you can do.

Answer 4

see a doctor

Answer 5

bahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah...

Answer 6

Dude!!!!

lay off the meth

get you a nice looking easter suit

and go 2 CHURCH

quick!!!!!

Oh yeah ur rabbit hole runs deep

seek help?

Answer 7

Making fun of schizophrenia?

How old are you 14?

It can happen to anyone, and if it comes knocking in your life, you will not be laughing

Answer 8

please, if you are not joking, go to a doctor or therapist as soon as posible, i am not joking. you are a danger to everyone.

seek help immediately!

wish you luck

Answer 9

If you're serious about this please go see a doctor now, you are suffering from some kind of mental disorder or going through a nervous breakdown.You sure aren't well.

If you're joking about it you have the guts...........

Answer 10

Up your medication.  Now.  

Answer 11

Jesus stalked me once, but I took a restraining order out against him, and he has moved on.... If you see him, can you ask him to give back the shoes he stole from my porch? Thanks.

Answer 12

what the name of your supplier? i want some of what youre getting... wow, honestly, i suggest you pop into the phychiatric unit, and have a word with them.

due to govermental cutbacks, and bruce willis signed up for a remake of die hard 18, you can be sure its just a movie plot playing in your head... if the shrink looks like Samuel L Jackson... all you have to do is wait..and someone will shout CUT... WRAP IT...

delusion is merely paranoia, without a focus... you have no reason to be paranoid, but you are, why is that? do you feel abandoned by your god, or by the lack of faith you have in his existence? do you feel the need ot prove your worthiness, to put action to you thoughts and enable them... for i think and therefore i am... as it were?

god is merely a manufactured method of controlling fearful insecure people... his name is the stick with which they beat us into submission, his name is the name they use to bless missiles and tanks as they prepare for death and war... god, is a just cause, and reason enough to murder, steal, pillage plunder and rape nations...

and all of this, this hypocrisy is percolated thru with love peace and happiness... all in the name of the same god... luckily im not on the verge of a psychotic incident, and i see what it is...

my afterlife is secure. my "soul" knows... its all smoke mirrors and misdirection... karma is real, and Sh it rolls downhill... but its not upto you to save the world... a man with a big red S on his T shirt will do that...

and none of this is real... i am a battery.  

Answer 13

I noticed that in your question you mention Satan.  So you already have the answer to the question.  It is Satan who is plaquing your mind.  "God is god," and you just have to believe it, as there is no other way out of your situation.  I suggest you pray, ask for forgiveness for your sins, and lead a life pleasing to God.  It is not true that you are the sole hope for humanity, because Jesus has died for us all.  The Bible dose not say when the world will end, only God knows.  I command every unclean spirit to depart from, now, and bless you in the name of Jesus Christ!  See my profile, and trust in God.

Answer 14

Face facts God is perfect listen to God.

Are you afraid of amgenation.

Show God that you are willing to be God's servant.

Also ask God what should you do.

                                                    TRUST ME PLEASE BUT TRUST GOD MORE!!!

Answer 15

one thing.. God doesn't stalk anyone.. if you are a Christian, demons won't be around you.. if you are not.. they easily can.. but God does not do that.. i think you just need to not watch ghostbusters for a long time.. and think about how you don't have to "save the earth"

Answer 16

dude, get back in med line!

Answer 17

Sounds scary to me..  I would consult a doctor, hearing voices and seeing these things is not normal....Besides God doesn't "go after" people, Satan might though.   Take care of yourself..  

Answer 18

Hi,

I think you need a good dose of the truth love....

Father God is in Heaven, he isn't here, Jesus is seated at his right hand, and the Holy Ghost is here within believers helping to counsel them and lead them into the sancification Jesus won for them on the Cross of Calvary. He (the Son of God) won the world from destruction by his works, so what does he need you to do it for?

You seem to be having a paranoid delusuion and I am sure it is a hope to get some significance in your life...Who are you then if something like this is not happening to you, hey? (Schizophrenia). "People notice you if you are weird" could be the early conclusion you learned  as a second child in a family of three children.....

Please see your Psychiatrist or Psychologist as soon as possible because reality is not part of your life at the moment....

All the best.

Mel

Answer 19

If you are on meds, it would appear that you are no longer taking them. Resume your meds immediately, then check in with your doctor or psychiatrist.

If you have neither of these, turn yourself into the nearest hospital Psych Emergency Service.  

Please do this before these audio and visual hallucinations become to much for you to handle.  

Answer 20

Shame on you for posting this in psychology... if you were serious, perhaps insane, but serious, you would have posted this in religion.  I suggest you use your story-telling powers, your descriptions are quite entertaining, for good instead of pissing people off on Yahoo Answers.

Answer 21

I think you should go and explain all this to your GP.  I'm positive they will know what to do.  Do it soon!

Good luck.

RMx

Answer 22

i dont think you alone are the sole hope to save humanity. maybe you can do your part.

when you hear the demons under your bed, have you looked under your bed to see if they are really there?

Answer 23

You are the chosen one, sent to choose the 10 000 to be raptured up into the holy land whilst the rest will be burnt. Accept your destiny and even if it's all made up, you'll soon be rolling in donations and subservient followers, then you can have your own TV show and hit the big time.... isn't religion just so precious?