Jesus came back? When? Did he bring presents??

Question

Don't tell me to read a bible chulo, if you believe in jesus that means you should believe that you are jesus like the next person is and their mother and so on.... I thought we were all supposed to be gods children... in other words.... we are Jesus....

Answer 1

No, the one who brings presents comes on december.

Answer 2

He did not.

Answer 3

yah! He came about 2000 years ago! Of course! He gave me eternal life! :D

Answer 4

I don't find this amusing. You need to read the Bible instead of bringing rude humor and deferring Christ.

Answer 5

Yes and you didn't get one because you're bad.

Answer 6

Go to a shrink to heal you of your delusion

Answer 7

I have a gift for you,i send you my love and best wishes

Answer 8

Ah, joking in this section. So you are Jesus ............... BOOOOOO

Answer 9

According to Christians he visited earth in 1992.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/10/161517...

Answer 10

Yes He did come back, 3 days after He died, and yes He went back to Heaven after that and sent "gifts" back to those that believe on Him, and yes He is coming again, so you better get ready or won't make it to be in Heaven with Him.

Answer 11

BACK OFF GIRLS ! HE'S MINE!

Answer 12

Apparently he came back and no one recognized him; either that or John went around prostrating himself in front of anyone that helped him get fish...

Answer 13

he didnt... as far as I know!