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Jesus came back? When? Did he bring presents??

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Don't tell me to read a bible chulo, if you believe in jesus that means you should believe that you are jesus like the next person is and their mother and so on.... I thought we were all supposed to be gods children... in other words.... we are Jesus....

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  1. No, the one who brings presents comes on december.


  2. He did not.

  3. yah! He came about 2000 years ago! Of course! He gave me eternal life! :D

  4. I don't find this amusing. You need to read the Bible instead of bringing rude humor and deferring Christ.

  5. Yes and you didn't get one because you're bad.

  6. Go to a shrink to heal you of your delusion

  7. I have a gift for you,i send you my love and best wishes

  8. Ah, joking in this section. So you are Jesus ............... BOOOOOO

  9. According to Christians he visited earth in 1992.

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/10/161517...

  10. Yes He did come back, 3 days after He died, and yes He went back to Heaven after that and sent "gifts" back to those that believe on Him, and yes He is coming again, so you better get ready or won't make it to be in Heaven with Him.

  11. BACK OFF GIRLS ! HE'S MINE!

  12. Apparently he came back and no one recognized him; either that or John went around prostrating himself in front of anyone that helped him get fish...

  13. he didnt... as far as I know!

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