Jesus is back! What food do you want him to divide up to feed a crowd of 10,000 people?

Question

Back in his time, it was bread and fish. So, which would be more appropriate for our time? I would want him to Cheeseburgers.... yummy....

Answer 1

He is not back yet. He will be one day though. The world is positioning itself for the end times and the return of Jesus Christ. The bible gives many signs for the return of Christ. Many of which I believe are happening. We will see the world converge on the middle east. Israel will be a pivotal area. This is happening. I believe God gave the middle east all the oil, without this oil we would not have any reason to be concerned with those sand countries. Also, as populations increases and oil decreases, the convergence of the world powers into the middle east will escalate.

The world is being prepared for the mark of the beast. No man will be able to buy or sell with out a mark (if you read the old king james) IN his hand or IN his forehead. We can see the world currency moving away from Gold and into paper money. We can now see this paper money being turned into just electronic transactions. Once the time is right the paper will disapear and all money will be only electronic transactions. Because of wars, terrorism, security, and identity fraud the money will be put on an insertable micro-chip and every person in this new world system will have to have one to buy or sell. There already is a chip like this. It is called the verichip. People are already taking the chip for buying and selling. It is used in the medical industry. We will see it being inplemented in the military. I suspect also in the prison systems. Once this technology is perfected it will go global. You people should realize that the bankers run this world and they have a global agenda. That agenda does perfectly line up with the bibles prophesy.

We will see a one world religion. Now the bible talks about past empires and told that they were stronger and more congruent across their territories. It talks about the comming New World Order. It does not say it will be as unified or congruent. I think this will be the case for the one world religion. The United Nations has a program call the alliance of civilizations. You can visit them at

www.unaoc.org, notice the all seeing eye of satan as there logo. There is also pagan symbolism signifigance to the swoops of the outer eye but I don't recall what it stands for. You can look that up.

The world religions will be combined into a marginalized new age type of religion. You can see this happening alot now a days. There are many new churches going away from biblical principles and towards a more neutral new age aproach. There are many catholic priests as well that don't say that Jesus is the only way to heaven any more. The muslims are facing the same shift in there main stream doctrines as well.

One big thing I believe we need to see first before the end times really kick in full force is Israel rebuilding their temple and reinstituting temple worship. From what I have learned they have the stones already made. The preists are already trained. The clothing is hanging and all ready for use. I think they just need the anti-christ to give them the promise of peace first. Then they will rebuild the temple and after a short time the peace will end, the anti-christ will astablish himself in the head of the temple and the p**p will hit the fan. Just the fact that Israel is even a country again should wake people up to the fact that the bible is correct and the events are in motion.

Be ready for Jesus's return. He is not comming to serve hamburgers to thousands, He is comming to show another unseen characteristic. His Holy Wrath. We are under His Graces now. Don't take that for granted and assume you have the right to this good life now. Don't forget it is God that provides us with all the things of this world that are good. He is longsuffering but when that age is done He will be Just. You don't want to enter God's program of Justice on your own merits.

You want Jesus's righteousness covering you.

Repent and Follow Jesus.

Answer 2

Foie Gras

Answer 3

I would go for Steak and Eggs with plenty of hot sauce and beer.

Answer 4

chips  with the fish.

Answer 5

Fish tacos...

He's already got the fish part down.

Answer 6

I could go for some Chipotle but heck, it's Jesus so lets go with caviar and Dom Perignon.

Answer 7

friend chicken and cornbread with a large glass of sweet ice tea.

Answer 8

pizza!

Answer 9

I want sushi, double-doubles, french fries, and maybe JUST MAYBE orange chicken

Answer 10

He can divide up fish...it's okay with me...and I also would like him to make a nice salad...

Answer 11

Endless lasagna

Answer 12

Pizza and breadsticks for sure!!

Could he do some hot wings too?

Oh, and we'll need some beer as well.

maybe some cheesecake for dessert.....?

Answer 13

ok.........................................

Answer 14

Pizza would be fine with me.  It would be tough for him to get out the grill and cook up 10,000 burgers.  But, he could call Domino's.  Also, the leftovers could still fill wicker baskets would still be good the next morning for breakfast (if he refrigerated the leftovers).

I look forward to the day!

Answer 15

i have to agree with the guy who said pizza, but make it with extra pepperoni and lots of meats and cheese. yum.