Jet engine?

Question

After having the best love-making session of my life to a complete stranger, my s*x partner told me that making love to me was like trying to throw a pencil into a jet engine. I just smiled and said "i know" like I knew what they meant. What do YOU think they meant?

Answer 1

The four things a jet engine does is suck, squeeze, bang and blow.

Answer 2

That her fufu is wide, hot, and sucks with a vengeance..

Answer 3

Thanks for the b0ner.

Answer 4

I just smiled and said "I know" after reading this.  Don't ask me.

Answer 5

It was a variation on the "push a pencil into a railroad tunnel" cliche.   They meant you need to tighten  with more Kegel exercises.

Answer 6

I hate to tell you but if you threw a pencil into a running jet engine the engine wouldn't as much as feel it if you understand what I mean.  Sorry.

Answer 7

Translation:  "making love to you is like trying to throw a pencil into a jet engine"  =  "Please throw me out immediately, make certain that you never allow me near you physically again, and you should probably realize that I'm incredibly rude and am not worth your time or effort."

Answer 8

think about it this way

a  jet engine can have enough power to blow over a full sized school bus so with the fans turning think about putting a pencil in it it will be chopped garbage done dead

so basically its mulch so just think of what she ment by this ;)

Answer 9

If you have to ask, you don't want to know.