1.Knock Knock Who's their Orange Orange who Orange you glad i didn't say banna.
2.An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning:
"I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick."
On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage:
"well, just how sick are you?"
"Well" the employee sighed, "I'm in bed with my sister!"
3.What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
4.What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
5.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
6.What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****."
7.yo momma so ugly she hides her face when she go out in public
8.Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
A: The one that's labeled "IDAHO"
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