Job Change Consequences... Did Yu Love it?

Question

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied,

"Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse wagon for the last 25 years...

Answer 1

Hope you must have done this for the first time. Do not do it again, sesond time.  

Answer 2

Old joke.

Answer 3

that was funny!!!

Answer 4

Poor man,

Was he expecting a ghost !!!

That's funny, thanks for the laugh !!!

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Answer 5

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Answer 6

good joke, keep it up