Joe Dimaggio.... Pair up in threes! googlemail funny quote of the day. What do you think of it?

Question

Made me smirk

Answer 1

If he is/was the sportsman who was married to Marilyn Monroe then you can quote all his jokes all day and night for me. My hero. Fabulous woman.

Answer 2

I like it

Answer 3

Yogi Berra was the ball player who said the goofiest things:

It ain't over till it's over.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I never said most of the things I said.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

It gets late early out there.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The only color I don't have is navy brown.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase

We made too many wrong mistakes.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Answer 4

Hahaha EJ you are A one Off. Love You. Very Funny.Lol

Answer 5

Sounds like something My old PE teacher would say.

Answer 6

I smirked as well ! x

Answer 7

Maybe,but look who he threw his bat up!

Answer 8

Yes, pretty funny.

Answer 9

yea funi hilariuos even

Answer 10

that's a good one!!