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John McCain is celebrating his 72nd birthday today - if you could give him a present what would it be?

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John McCain is celebrating his 72nd birthday today - if you could give him a present what would it be?

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  1. A BRAIN.

    What was he thinking--choosing Palin???


  2. I think he just got one, the white house.

  3. A one way ticket to China.

  4. The present I would give John McCain is:  a dog  sled, with eight excellent Alaskan Huskies, so he can spend more time in Alaska.   He could Mush the team of dogs, and hopefully win the Ididerod for 2008.  That is what I would give to him .

  5. A bottle of good wine, a CD of Soft Music, 50" of clothes line for him and his new flame, Sarah Pulin.

  6. President of US

  7. what doesn't he already have? he has 7 houses for crying out loud! maybe handicap tags for his car?

  8. A heart attack.

  9. a puppy

  10. A free life time supply of oxygen bottles (until he no longer needs it), a gift-card for ensure (any flavor he wants), 70% off some new dentures (because his teeth is a shade of "butter") and his favorite, all the Viagra his weak heart can stand, since he approved that in the some health care plans, but not birth control (he wants you to have s*x, but just don't get pregnant if you don't want kids). But then I would have to get him a pace-maker after that.

  11. A plead to him to announce that he would be a "one term" president if elected----This would assure him of winning the election.

  12. I would give him hair dye.  

  13. Key to the Whitehouse!

  14. Peace of mind.  A man who fidgets with his wedding ring that much during his own VP's acceptance speech is troubled.  He's too focused on winning the battle, not the war.

  15. My vote..

    He got it today by nominating a conservative for VP. and for giving me the best laughs of the month on YA!

  16. A hot, young running mate.

  17. The keys to the White House!

    ~McCain / Palin 2008! ;-)

  18. Early retirement.


  19. A new VP choice.

  20. Why don't they just hand the keys to the white house over to Palin and her oil buddies?

  21. a one way ticket to h*ll   :)

  22. a New Face and eyeballs. Ye Olde Half Face is a puppet

    Two party systems have let everyone down

    he's a creepy tourtured weirdo.


  23. Personalized diapers.

  24. A new political mindset.
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