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Joke: 100 Nuns................?

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The head Nun of the convent called all 100 Nuns into the foyer for an emergency meeting.

"Last night," She started "I found something terrible in one of the sisters rooms."

99 Nuns "Oh no"

1 Nun "He, he"

"A condom!" said the head Nun.

99 Nuns "Oh no"

1 Nun "He, he"

Head Nun "And it was used!"

99 Nuns "Oh no"

1 Nun "He, he"

Head Nun "And it had a hole in it!"

1 Nun "Oh no"

99 Nuns "He, he"

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  1. well my reaction in this

    he he

    he he

    he he

    oh no~~!!! lolzzz


  2. LOL

  3. lol u have done better but its still funny

  4. LOL

    loved it! :p

  5. Oh No  'Classic'

  6. Your jokes kinda suck.

  7. lqtm, that was pretty good. had to read the last one twice

    EDIT:

    guy with other nun joke, i jsust saw that one on the vicar of dibley. at 2mins, watch all of them if your willing to sit through them.

  8. both jokes are extremely funny!!!! LOL

  9. OMG

    <3 it

  10. Three nuns go up to heaven.  

    St. Peter:  You each have to answer one question about the Bible in order to get in.  First nun, what was the name of the first man?

    Nun #1:  That's easy.  Adam.

    St. Peter:  Yep, you're in.  Second nun, what was the name of the first woman?

    Nun #2:  That's easy.  Eve.

    St. Peter:  Yep, you're in.  Last nun, you're the mother superior, so this question will be a little more challenging.  What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?

    Mother Superior:  Wow!  That's a hard one!

    St. Peter:  Yep, you're in.  

  11. Did you here the one about the nun doing press ups in the cucumber patch

  12. that was cool. i really did read the last one twice!!!

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