A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
"Can I help you, sir?"
"Yestsh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr!" the man replies.
The cop ask, "where was your car the last timeyou saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisssh key", the man replies.
About this time the cop decides to mention that the man's wiener is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see, He ask the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing youself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, burts out.......
:Holy c**p-------- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!!!!"
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