Subject: DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
DEAR DIARY: DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and
make-up. Really excited.
DEAR DIARY: DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today - seems a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY: DAY 3
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf
balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for
dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive
and attentive.
DEAR DIARY: DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to
have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal
complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay
the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to
my SO.
DEAR DIARY: DAY 5
Pool again today, got sunburned, and went inside to drink at
piano bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several
large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his
cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I did not let
him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was shocked.
DEAR DIARY: DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice.
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