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Joke : Drive through ATM

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A new drive thru ATM was made available locally recently, the following guidelines were issued through letterboxes:

Procedures for MALE customers

1. Drive up to the cash machine

2. Wind down your car window

3. Insert your card into machine and enter PIN

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw

5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt

6. Wind up window

7. Drive off

Procedures for FEMALE customers

1. Drive up to the cash machine

2. Reverse the required distance to align car window with cash machine

3. Re-start the stalled engine

4. Wind down the window

5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to find card

6. Turn the radio down

7. Attempt to insert card into machine

8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car

9. Insert card

10. Re-insert card the right way up

11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the inside back page

12. Enter PIN

13. Press "cancel", and re-enter correct PIN

14. Enter amount of cash required

15. Check make-up in rear view mirror

16. Retrieve cash and receipt

17. Empty handbag again, to locate purse and place cash inside

18. Place receipt in back of chequebook

19. Re-check make-up

20. Drive forward 2 metres

21. Reverse back to cash machine

22. Retrieve card

23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into slot provided

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off

25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles

26. Release handbrake.

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4 ANSWERS


  1. not all women are that stupid  


  2. LOL thats alot of stuff to go thru LOL.

  3. haha, lmao, for some reason, I could just imagine myself growing up to be like that, lol

  4. Now that is a classic that never gets old. By the way, I got the same thing from an email

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