Joke: Gave me a chuckle for a Monday!?

Question

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon night are in a passionate embrace moments before they retire to consummate their relationship.

The wife whispers in her husbands ear “honey, I need to tell you something. One, I’m a virgin, and two, I have the b*****s of a nine year old.”

A little shocked but sympathetic, the husband whispers back “I have something to tell you also, I hung like a newborn baby.”

Overjoyed with admiration and understanding for each other they tighten their hug. Quietly the wife backs away from her husband and makes a move towards the washroom where she says “wait for me in bed honey, I’ll be right back.” She closes the door to change while her husband removes his clothes and waits in bed. 3 minutes later the washroom door opens and she steps out wearing a red teddy. She slowly makes her way to the foot of the bed where she drops her top revealing her petite b*****s. Shyly she smiles and says “see, like a nine year olds.”

With an understanding smile the husband nods and gently pulls the sheets back revealing his member. His wife looks down and screams at the top of her lungs and immediately passes out. 10 minutes later she comes to in the arms of her husband. She pulls away and crys out “you lied to me! You lied to me! You said your were hung like a newborn baby!”

The husband pulls away from her shocked at what she’s said and responds “what the h**l do you mean? Look, 7 pounds, 9 ounces, 12 inches long! I didn’t lie!”

Answer 1

hahahahahhahahahahhaha

Answer 2

haha that's good! *

Answer 3

hahaha, funny!

Answer 4

Very funny joke. It made me laugh a lot.

Answer 5

lol Gave me a chuckle too.

Thanks

Answer 6

thats funny