Joke : Good policy..can I have some stars?

Question

Hooligans had set fire to a farmer's haystack which then spread to his barn.

While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife 'phoned their insurance company and asked them to send a check for £30,000, [$60,000 USD] the amount of insurance on the barn.

'We don't give you the money,' a company official explained. We replace the barn and all the equipment in it.'

'In that case,' replied the wife, 'cancel the policy I have on my husband.'

Answer 1

Ha Ha Ha good one, Merv.  

Answer 2

Ahaha nice, that's a good one! :-)

Answer 3

not bad haha