Boudreaux and his Marie visited West Texas, (she had family dere, cher), and Boudreaux was so excited. He had wanted a pair of real cowboy boots since he was a little child.
He saw some on sale while out shopping, bought them, and proudly wore them back to the hotel.
Entering the room, he asked Marie, grinning, "Notice anything different, Babe"?
Marie looked him over, "Nope", she answered.
Frustrated, Boudreaux stormed to the bathroom, stripped naked, pulled his new boots back on, and walked back to the end of the bed, "How about now"?, he asked, standing proudly.
Marie said, 'Mais, no! I see nothing different! Looks de same to me.
It's hanging down today. It hung down yesterday. It'll be hanging down tomorrow".....
Furious, Boudreaux yelled, " You know why it's hanging down, eh? It's hanging down because it's looking at my new cowboy boots"!
..........and Marie replied, 'Shoulda bought a cowboy hat, Boo. Shoulda bought a hat"!
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