The old maid twins were turning 100 years old, so the editor of the local paper sent his photographer to the nursing home to take pictures of the twins.
There they stood, dressed so sweetly, smiling. He asked them to sit on the sofa, and began getting ready for the shoot.
One, hard of hearing, asked the other, "WHAT DID HE SAY"?
The other answered, "WE GOTTA SIT DOWN ON THE SOFA"!
"Now get a little closer", said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY"?
"HE SAID SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE", answered her twin, as she wiggled closer.
"Just hold on for a bit longer; I've got to focus a little", the photographer told them.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY"?
"HE SAID HE'S GONNA FOCUS"!
With a huge grin, the deaf twin shouted out, "OH,MY! GOODNESS! BOTH OF US"?!
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