Joke : How did the human race appear?

Question

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

This is my last joke for the night,have a great week ahead and dont forget to star on your way out :)

Anyone actively following the olympics this week ?If so what sport ?

Answer 1

Thanks again for the laugh!

Answer 2

you sure are easily amused kid

Answer 3

LOL .  Sounds like my husband and me.

I love the swimming because I used to swim competitively when I was a kid.  Gymnastics is always fun and I am AMAZED by the water volley ball.  Did you know they are swimming the whole time? Their feet do not tough the floor, tough sport if you ask me.

Answer 4

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... (breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

The best part is that I can use it in Spanish without missing the fun.

Answer 5

hee

Answer 6

lmao, nice joke. i enjoyed the swiming events and womens beach volleyball. cant wait for basketball finals, GO USA

Answer 7

Lol, wonderful!

Answer 8

LOL be sure to come back tomorrow i cant get enough of ur jokes. And im pretty much folowing the mens basketball team for USA.