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Joke : I have no enemies ?

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The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies" She asked, "How many have forgiven your enemies?" About half held up their hands.

She repeated the question, now about 80% raised their hands. She repeated the question again, all raised their hands except one elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any" she responded.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three" she replied.

"Mrs. Jones, would you please come forward and explain to the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said:......................................

"It's easy. I just outlived those b!tches."

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  1. AHAHAHAHA lol i getit

    tehe lol sorry im the type of person that finds jokes like that extremely funny......... tehe im probs gonna start laughing randomly in religion cos of that :P lol

    thnx i will def tell my frends that

    tehe LOL


  2. lol nice one

  3. Hahaha!! This was hilarious! Have a star on me.

    Alright if I add u as a contact?

  4. lmao good one

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  5. LOL. it's funny, especially if you picture it out in your head.

  6. AHAHA nice :)

    edit: Wow what an idiot i feel like...... i answered the same as megan

    okay lets try again....... Awesome Joke Man! strike one down for the old fogies :)

  7. Haha... so funny!

  8. HAHAHAHAHA LOL i get it

    hahah sooo funnyy!!!

    hehe nice =]

    LOL. it's funny, especially if yu picture it in yur head.

    LOL srry im tha type of person that finds jokes like that SOOO funny.........LOL

    thnx i will actual tell my frends that

    hehe LOL

    lol nice one

    im gunna laugh randomly at that 2moz hehe

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  9. lol a star for you

  10. ahaha

    nice

    =]

  11. hahah sooo funnyy!!!

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