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A woman went to the doctor's office one day to try and find a cure for her husband's snoring. The doctor said, "when he falls asleep, tie a string around his p***s, and the snoring will stop."

So that night, the woman and her husband go to bed. Shortly thereafter, he starts snoring away. So she gets up, rummages through the closet, and finds a blue piece of ribbon. She ties it around his p***s and the snoring stops.

A few hours later, the family dog comes into the bedroom to sleep, and he starts snoring very loudly. The wife gets up, and decides to try the snoring remedy on him. She finds a red piece of ribbon, ties it around the dog's p***s. It works so she goes back to bed.

The next morning, the husband wakes up. He goes into the bathroom, and the dog follows him. When he goes to use the toilet, he looks down, sees the ribbon, and looks at the dog, and sees his ribbon.

He looks back at himself, then the dog, and says, "Boy I don't know what we did last night, but whatever it was, we took first and second place."

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  1. hahaha. wonder what the dog thought...


  2. I wonder if it would work for me too, hhmmmmm...!

  3. On the woman you tie the .....  

  4. haha!

  5. roflmaso so funny

  6. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is so funny! where did you get it? It is sooooooooo funny. You get a star. I am still laughing

  7. haha. yea it was funni.

  8. lmao. that was funny. you get a star. lol, im still laughing......

  9. Good joke, pretty funny.

  10. hahahaha

  11. nice

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