A Redneck told the pharmacist, "I have a hot date tonight, and I need me some perteckion. How much is a pack of them there rubbers gonna cost me"?
The pharmacist responded, " A three-pack of condoms is $6.99, with tax".
"TACKS"! hollered the Redneck, "Gawll A'Mighty! Don't they stay on by theirselves?!"
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