Customer: "I've been ringing your call centre on 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?"
Customer: "It was on the door to the travel centre."
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours."
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Tech Support:: “What type of computer do you have?â€Â
Customer:: “A white one.â€Â
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Tech Support: “Just call us back if there’s a problem. We’re open 24 hours.â€Â
Customer: “Is that Eastern time?â€Â
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Tech Support:: “What does the screen say now?â€Â
Customer: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.â€Â
Tech Support:: “Well?â€Â
Customer: “How do I know when it’s ready?â€Â
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I had a call from a female customer asking how much were the free international calls to spain .
i told her they where free she said that was a good deal
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