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Joke...! Plz comment :D

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Phone rings, little boy answers

Little boy whispering "Hello?"

Man "Hello is your mum there?"

Little Boy (still whispering) "Yes"

Man" Can I talk to her?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"Shes busy"

"Is your dad there?"

"Yes"

"Can I talk to him?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"He's busy"

"Who else is there?"

"The police"

"Can I talk to them?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"They're busy"

"Who else is there?"

"The army"

"Can I talk to them?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"They're busy"

"So your mum, dad, the police and the army are busy.

what could they be doing?"

"Looking for me"

:D Tell me wat u fink

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  1. lmfao!! thats SO cute!!! lol Star!!


  2. omg that is so cute!! i love it!

    a star of corse!!

  3. I've heard it, but it is still cute.

  4. i "fink" (?) it's pretty funny lol.

  5. lol prety good

  6. sorry, i "fink" it's stupid.

  7. that was a funny jke!!

  8. hehehe

  9. AHH! I love it! That is so cute.

  10. Haha! I didn't see the ending coming, did you write that yourself?

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

  11. thats a cool joke

  12. Lmao funny!

  13. haha i heard of this  b4

    it was funny still :]]

  14. Funny?

  15. PMLROTS... Excellent work.

  16. one kid from h**l, i'd hate to be in the parents shoes,

    but funny joke anyway

  17. That's funny. :)

  18. HAHA. FUNNY.

  19. haha here is another version of that joke!

         The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

         "Hello."

         "Is your daddy home?" he asked.

         "Yes," whispered the small voice.

         "May I talk with him?"

         The child whispered, "No."

         Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

         "Yes."

         "May I talk with her?"

         Again the small voice whispered, "No."

         Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

         "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

         Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

         "No, he's busy", whispered the child.

         "Busy doing what?"

         "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

         Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

         "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

         "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.

         In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

         Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

         Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME."  

  20. LoL Funny

  21. An oldie - but still good.

  22. thats really cute :] & funny

  23. lol. star.

  24. I think it's funny. But my brother thinks it hilarius.  but i always laugh when i read it. But that's seriously funny no matter how many times i read it!!  and its soo cute i did not see that coming at the end!! ;p

  25. Ha ha ha ha, out of the mouths of babes, this is hilarious, you deserve a star...!

  26. Heard it before several times.

  27. Funny! 100!

  28. lol great where on earth did you get that lol

  29. lol

  30. it's really funny but i heard it before . it's very famous in egypt  

  31. It's always good to be reminded of that joke hahah :))

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