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Joke : Prison or Work - What is the difference? ?

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In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.

At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.Office v Prison - What's the difference?

In prison you get three meals a day.

At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.

At work you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.

At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.

At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.

At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison you can join many programmes which you can leave at any time.

At work there are some programmes from which you cannot ever get out.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.

At work we have managers.

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  1. Much better in Prison......

    thats cool

    :)


  2. lol thats funny

  3. Pretty funny.

  4. hahaha - This was on an email that was forwarded to me...

    still funny though... HAHA

  5. well done can i add a couple  

    IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

    AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

    IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.

    AT WORK............you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

  6. ...it's funny

    maladaptive, ratonalization and euqivocation of an honorable life at the expense of wholistic lack of virtue

    ....realy funny

    ...also very cliche, sorry

    bye-bye now

  7. In prison, we have men that look like George Lopez.

    At work, we have people like you.

  8. good one....i have added you joke here

  9. haha..

    i realized its better in pris0n ..^^

  10. nice one. I rate it 5 stars.

  11. tee hee hee

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