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Joke : Sharp replies..have you heard all of these ?

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Wife: "What are you doing?"

Husband: "Nothing."

Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."

Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."

Wife: "Do you want dinner?"

Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"

Wife: "Yes and no."

Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."

Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!!"

Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

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  1. LMAO That was soooo funny JOKE TIME and LADYCAKEAGE!!!!!!!!!


  2. lol. those are funny. star for you.

  3. hahahhaha!!! Never heard those before. Here's some:

    Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?

    Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

    Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

                      

    Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

    Woman: "Do not Enter"

    Man: "I know how to please a woman."

    Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

                      

    Man: "I want to give myself to you."

    Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

    Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.

    Woman: "Great, would you stay there?

  4. Those were good!! I hadnt heard those before and they were cute!

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