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Joke : The same fat cow ??

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his couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.

The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:

"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments,

"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."

Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month.

What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,

"That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"

The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a day!

But ask the announcer if they were all with the same fat cow!!

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  1. Omfg, this was hilarious! lmfao, that man has a lot of work to do, lol


  2. haha that's pretty funny

  3. Funny! 100!

  4. Oh MY God!  Outrageously Funny… the punch line blew me off my feet and I am still rolling around laughing my gorgeous @ss off!!!.

  5. at first i dident get it but the second time i read it i got it.

    If you created that Jolk BRAVO it ws HILARIOUS but a lil confusing

  6. i dont get it....lol

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