Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the morning and went home. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was more drunk the night before. The first says, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks." The second said, "h**l, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw!" The third says, "I was the most drunk by far. When I got home, I knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!" The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."
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