Joke - Two West Virginians

Question

Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"

"I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"

Answer 1

That's so bad it's strangely good...!!Thanks for the giggle :-)

Answer 2

rotflol, Are you sure that they were not from Alabama? lol

Answer 3

OMG, how dumb can you possibly be. LOL

Good Luck!

Answer 4

hey your making fun of me  

Answer 5

hahah not hard sweet judy, no he didn't get the number right cuz both is two!

Answer 6

My family is from West Virginia...Haha.

Answer 7

its ok

Answer 8

lol cute

Answer 9

lol. wow you could make that a blonde joke and nobody would know the difference.

Answer 10

Lmao. thanks Mako, I could do with a laugh.

Answer 11

you still havent said how many chickens there are

Answer 12

Now I know it's late. I'm just cracking up all over the place.

Answer 13

LMAO......I love this..............short...but so funny♥

P.S.            did he guess the right number of Chickens?   lol

Answer 14

I totally know those guys.  My mom wants me to date one!!

Answer 15

This joke only works because they are from West Virginia!

Very funny though.

Answer 16

lmao . :D

Answer 17

I thought that was an Alabama joke!

Very funny!  :-D

Answer 18

I chuckled when I read this and rolled when I read Sweet Judy's answer.

Peace.

Answer 19

heard that when i was like 10 :)

Answer 20

lol, good one.

Answer 21

ive been to west viriginia n huntington n charleston has more gangsters n drug dealers than red necks