Joke: You gotta love a good nurse. ?

Question

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an

inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all

was well,

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs

in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the

doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull

his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making

him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his crotch hair were three wide strips of

adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in

large black letters was the sentence:

'Get well soon.....from the nurse in the Chrysler convertible you pulled over last week...'

Answer 1

roflmaopimp!!!  I'm friggin dying over here!!!!  

I had to get fingerprinted today, so I can get a job with the school department and the officer asked me if I was nervous....  I said "Only if you're doing DNA.. I wore gloves."

Answer 2

that's a good one :)