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Joke for Thursday- hope you enjoy it!!! ?

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One day, in the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean, two prawns called Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed upon prawn.

"I hate being a prawn," says Justin. "I wish I were a shark."

Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears. "Your wish is granted," he says.

Instantly, Justin becomes a shark. Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him. As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustrated. So when he bumps into the cod again, he begs the mysterious fish to change him back. Lo and behold, Justin is turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, he swims back to the reef to seek out his old friend.

As he approaches, he shouts out: "It's me, Justin, your old friend. I've changed… I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian."

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  1. finally! one i havn't heard before. make me chuckle too!


  2. i heard this.

  3. that's it?

  4. Funny & non-offensive to this Christian. ~:)>

  5. Heh, I don't get it. Sorry.  

  6. good

  7. oldie but goodie

  8. i found it funny, though I have heard it b4 so you did not make that up.

  9. ohhh, i think i get it.... maybe. cod like god? mayeb. or maybe i'm a little slow....

  10. Lol I'm guessing it's meant to be, "I've found God. I'm a born again Christian."

    I couldn't tell my mates this most would have no idea what the punchline is.

  11. HAHAHAHAHA.... hahaha.. ha... ha!

    I don't get it

  12. . . .

    Did you make this up?

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