okayy soo...
theres 4 guys playing golf.
one of them decides he has to go to the bathroom.
the other three begin to talk about their sons.
the first guy says, "my son is a computer salesman. and he is sooo successful that he was able to buy his friend a brand new computer!"
the second guy says, "ohh thats nothing. my son is a car salesman. and he just bought his friend a brand new car!"
and the third guy says, "pff. my son works in real estate and he just bought his friend a brand new house. fully furnished!"
the fourth guy comes back from the bathroom and they all ask him what his son does.
and he says, "well its kinda embarrassing..."
and they all say, "no its okay you can tell us"
and he says, "my son works at a g*y strip bar"
and they all go, "woah that IS embarrassing"
and he says, " yeahh but hes doing pretty well for himself. his last three boyfriends bought him a computer, a car, and a house!"
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