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Joke for youu :]?

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okayy soo...

theres 4 guys playing golf.

one of them decides he has to go to the bathroom.

the other three begin to talk about their sons.

the first guy says, "my son is a computer salesman. and he is sooo successful that he was able to buy his friend a brand new computer!"

the second guy says, "ohh thats nothing. my son is a car salesman. and he just bought his friend a brand new car!"

and the third guy says, "pff. my son works in real estate and he just bought his friend a brand new house. fully furnished!"

the fourth guy comes back from the bathroom and they all ask him what his son does.

and he says, "well its kinda embarrassing..."

and they all say, "no its okay you can tell us"

and he says, "my son works at a g*y strip bar"

and they all go, "woah that IS embarrassing"

and he says, " yeahh but hes doing pretty well for himself. his last three boyfriends bought him a computer, a car, and a house!"

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  1. hahaha


  2. haha good one :P

  3. lol

    =D

  4. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAA

  5. That's so classic. Would'nt they have been shocked XD

    Have a star!

  6. ha thats pretty funny

  7. lol omg .....i know they was pissed lol

  8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........HAHAHAHAHAH...                                                                                                                                                                                  Good one!

  9. lol

  10. hahaha that's hilarious. i like it.

  11. Heh that was funny

  12. Thats pretty funny. Hahahahaha.....

  13. CLEVER!

    hahaha. thats hilarious.

  14. A really good one!

  15. lol that's hilarious! It's also nice to see a story joke that featurs four people instead of three.

  16. omg thats really funny!

    that means all the sons are g*y lol!!

    good one!

  17. BURN!!!!! :0)

  18. lol good one

  19. lol nice

  20. thats good

  21. hahaha!!

    i love it!

  22. WOW..LOL

  23. wow. what a zinger!

  24. TOO FUNNY

  25. LOL,, i like that

  26. that was good..

    lets trade jokes



    POOF:

    An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

    ''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''

    *** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

    ''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''

    *** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

    ''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.

    *** POOF ***

    There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.'

  27. hahahaha, thanks for that

  28. WOW! That is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

    FUNNY! I wasn't expecting that!! lol!

    ROTFL and i'm in the public library!

  29. lolz. lol, rotfl, lqtm, lmao, thats about it
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