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Joke> Does this happen often if your mind is in the wrong place?

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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign

out of the corner of his eye. It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without

second thought.

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives

past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far

side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the

door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a

long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in

possibly doing business.'

'Very well my son.. Please follow me.'

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The

nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the

door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through

the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the

door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing

another sign:

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!

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  1. lol


  2. Nice one, lol...

    Why didn't I go to the end first, or even half way through?! Haha

    Knew it was coming... OMG.... I'm a sadomasochist, lol

    Reminds me of the joke about the man who spotted signs pointing to an old house, 'THIS WAY TO SUCCESS==>>'

    Thru' the gate, more signs, he gets excited!

    -- 'GET IT FREE, NO MONEY INVOLVED...SUCCESS   ^||^'

    He follows more promises on signs,

    '<<<===== SUCCESS... JUST THRU' THIS DOOR!'

    He runs in, heart pounding, & spots a little pervy man tied to a bed!

    -------------"Hi there..." he mumbles thru' the gimp mask, "I'm Cess!!!"

  3. lol! good one :P

  4. lols that was funny =D i like this i think ill star it lols  

  5. lol

    sure suits him

  6. lol that was so funny...you deserve a star!

  7. top shelf

  8. OMG That is absolutely  brilliant. Cannot wait to show it to the local priest. Knowing him he will include it in his next sermon.

  9. you have out did yourself on this one. i tried to figure out what the punch line was going to be and you fooled me. thanks for the best laugh i have had all day.  

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