Joke> Does this happen to folks who wait on rude customers?

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For all Employees Who Work With Rude Customers

An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, ' I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.

The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.'

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.

'We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS . If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.'

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F... You!'

Without flinching, she smiled and said, ( I love this bit ).................

'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.'

Answer 1

That was very funny and creative. Thanks for the laugh. =)

Answer 2

Yo! That Was Funnay!

lol.

xoxo

Cy.anne

Answer 3

definitely my kind of woman.....along wth you of course......a star for a star.....and a hug later.......poopdeck

Answer 4

that was funny!!!

i give her:

5 on courtesy

5 on knowledge

5 timely resolution

5 empathy

wow! 5/5!

Answer 5

lmao

i hate rude customers

Answer 6

WOW, very funny.  How did you think of this?  LOL

Star for you

Answer 7

Quite hilarious!

We come to know, after all what is this Gate Attendant was after? She deserves to be rewarded in kind too?!

For  this I wouldn't bring myself to standing in the last of the line! ha, ha, ha!

Is it Standing-in-a-line-week this week, kitty?

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Answer 8

girl you just won't do. lovely funny. i wish i could have said that when i worked as a cashier. there are some rude folks out there.

Answer 9

LOL She sure told him!!!!! Have a STAR

Answer 10

LMAO! Where do ya get all these great jokes K?

Answer 11

too long u shud just get 2 da point....any way was funny

Answer 12

Ha! Good one.

Answer 13

lol ill give u a star =D

Answer 14

Great joke! I loved it and think the woman behind the desk deserves an academy award , even if this is a joke. Edit that to have her win an award! She deserves it! I  used to work with many customers and I know how some can act. I have gone to my boss and refused to wait on a customer for good reason . I stuck to my guns and one customer was trying to buy a gun from me and pointing it all around. I was NOT going to sell this idiot a gun and I put my name on the paperwork and I didn't. Another man was buying a TV, stereo and other electronics and gave me $100 bills and told me they were from drug money. I got his things on a flatbed, filled out all the paperwork and proceeded to the front of the store. The guy was drunk and high, so I called a cab for him and told the dispatch the problem and to send out the biggest and burliest cab driver they had. This is a true story!

Answer 15

poor poor man he didnt know who he was thats sad you shouldnt laugh at people with out a brain or proper niceness its just not rite hehe it was funny tho.